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Whether you work for a fast-food outlet or a Fortune 500 company, you probably have mission statements. They are a silly necessity that is perceived to be essential for the survival of a business. We went through mission statements at my place of employment back in the early 90’s, about the time I read my first Dilbert comic strip.

The legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator went offline in 2008 and I couldn't find a good replacement. So I made this. I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original. The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:

For those who have not yet seen it, this mission statement generator from Dilbert is scary. Back in the 70’s New Internationalist produced a manual self-satirising jargon generator with three dials that was pretty cool, but technology has moved on. Contributions please for the most life like! It took me one minute of re-generation to create these examples:

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If, like me, you think that Company Mission Statements are often not worth the fancy cards they are embossed you should take a look at Dilbert’s Automatic Mission Statement Generator (unfortunately no longer available online). It looks like many of our major enterprises and public organizations have used it already! Heres 3 examples of the great work Dilbert’s MSG automatically produces:

Thanks to Guy Kawaski guest-blogging over at the Brand Strategy Insider for offering a cheaper, quicker way to create a generic mission statement along the lines of "Deliver superior quality products and services for our customers and communities through leadership, innovation, and partnerships.” (from the Wendy’s burger chain). Its the Dilbert Mission Statement Generator!

Most vision and mission statements are useless. They read like they were created using Dilbert’s Mission Statement Generator, developed by satirical cartoonist Scott Adams.

You may have heard of the Dilbert mission statement generator. The website is no longer available but it strung together random high-minded phrases to create mission statements devoid of all meaning.

The mission statement generator on Easy-Peasy.AI can be used for various types of organizations, including non-profits. When using the tool for a non-profit, focus on describing your organization's purpose, the community you serve, and the impact you aim to make. The generator will help you craft a mission statement that reflects your non ...

While I was not paid for moving the web application to his site, I have had a lot of fun, and have been dubbed "David Youd, official Dogbert consultant". Now that it has been on the Dilbert Zone for a while, a see no reason to host it here as well. Here it is, Catbert's Random Mission Statement Generator. Here is what people think about the ...

A few years ago, the legendary Dilbert website featured an Automatic Mission Statement Generator, but it was taken off line 5 years ago, which is a shame because it was funny. But cleverness is not exclusive, someone else built a new one to fill the vacuum left by the demise of the old one. Here it is for your amusement.

The legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator went offline in 2008 and I couldn't find a good replacement. So I made this. I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original. The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:

Here are four mission statements. Two are from real organizations. Two were created by Dilbert’s Automatic Mission Statement Generator. Can you guess which ones are genuine?

You created a "Mission Statement Generator 1.0" for the website of the Dilbert comic strip. While a laudable endeavor and a great idea, your execution of this project was doltish in the extreme. Any Mission Statement generated by your little whatsit will have two split infinitives.

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How to Use the Mission Statement Generator. Using our free mission statement generator is essentially five steps and it takes nearly 4-6 minutes to write those out in detail to get a best statement from AI: Enter Your Business Details: Fill in your company name, also select your industry from the dropdown menu;

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